way freakin' hilarious iPhone review

This iPhone writeup is so funny that I bow down to it. Yes, this single HTML page is more worthy than my entire existence.

For example, this excerpt:

It's not three devices in one any more than my laptop is you morons. Using Jobs' loose definition of what constitutes a separate device, technically my laptop can be considered 8 devices in one:

# A clock
# A calculator
# An "Internet communications device"
# A phone (I can make voice calls with my modem)
# A pornographic media storage device
# A video player
# A word processor
# And an "iPod" (see below)

Also note that it utilizes the speech mechanism which makes everything funnier:

"Can't do fundamental tasks like copy & paste text: No. Double negative, bitches!"

For those of you too lazy to scroll two paragraphs up to find the link from earlier in this post, here it is again.