On the phone with my brother, discussing a person who is getting in the way of medical treatment for our loved one.
Me: [describing the latest damage done by this person]
Tom: I am so angry at her! If she were standing in front of me right now, I'd kick her where it matters.
Me: Where is that?
Tom: In the private parts.
Me: Tom, on a woman, that doesn't hurt the same way as kicking a guy in the groin.
Tom: Not if I get my whole foot up there.
wow, Tom is a feisty one!
ReplyDeleteOuch! Please ask Tom not to do this - these things are difficult and embarrassing to remove in the ER.
ReplyDeleteI would suspect that Tom, like most people, has a worse bark than bite.
ReplyDeleteOnly a virgin would say something so stupid.
ReplyDeleteThat was really funny!
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