During a workout last week with my personal trainer Megan, we gave our usual love-life update.
Me: XXX and I have been emailing. I like his singing, so he recorded a song and sent it to me as an mp3.
Megan: [tilting chin toward dip bar] Cool.
Me: [starting to do dips] It's doomed. But he's so sweet! Wouldn't you like it if a guy recorded a mp3 for you? You're really into music.
Megan: Hey, I've had top hits written for my ass.
Me: What, like "Baby Got Back"?
Megan: No.
(It was only later that I realized she meant "my ass" as the gangsta way of saying "me", rather than the literal interpretation.)
Me: "Back that Ass Up"? "Rump Shaker"?
Megan: No!
Me: "Bootylicious"?
Megan: No, the song was "Silver, Blue, and Gold".
Me: [horrified]
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ReplyDeleteBlue and Gold? Is that a song? I don't get it?
ReplyDeleteI guess that's better than red, white and blue.
ReplyDeleteThat has to be one of the funniest things I've read this week. Gosh, I was thinking "Bad Moon Rising" or "Brick House".
ReplyDeleteLMAO...
ReplyDeleteanonymous said..."Blue and Gold? Is that a song? I don't get it?"
ReplyDeleteGoogle is your friend...try it sometime! ;-)