CM: [complaining about how his iPhone doesn't receive text messages when he's in Mexico]
Me: "I think you just need to call the phone company."
CM: "This is a first-world problem. I shouldn't be complaining. There are people in the world without running water."
Me: "Those people have phones."
CM: "True. They have better phones than I do."
Me: "I think you just need to call the phone company."
CM: "This is a first-world problem. I shouldn't be complaining. There are people in the world without running water."
Me: "Those people have phones."
(Proof: "More People have Cell Phones than Clean Water")